Not for the faint of heart:
The Film Fatales are sleeping with night lights on.
2013. PG-12. 116 minutes. Brad Pitt,
Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, and a billion or so zombies. Directed by Marc
Foster.
United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in
a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and
governments, and threatening to destroy humanity itself. (imdb)
elizabeth: I want to start off by saying that if you
go to this movie (and you should) please bring a spare arm. If you are like me
– a sensitive soul who loves puppies and rainbows, than a spare arm will come
in handy. You will need something to squeeze and punch as this movie moves
along. And the only person who yelled more than I did was a man with Tourette’s
in the audience. I am not making this up.
Nicole: You're far, far braver than I am. The only
zombie movie I can tolerate is Shaun of the Dead...because it's a comedy.
Otherwise, the mere suggestion of a zombie revolution makes me want to run and
hide. And, let it be known, should the real shit go down -- you don't want me
on your team. I would only be a liability. I don't wanna live through any
Armageddon-like situation. Just put me as close as possible to the epicenter
and end it. OK, back to the movie.
elizabeth: Nicole –what is that standing behind you?
It looks dead.
Nicole: I see
how you’re playing this. Payback’s a bitch, cassidy.
elizabeth: I don’t normally go to movies like this
because I am sick and tired of violence and can’t tolerate blood and guts –
especially if it comes in 3D. WTH? But, with Brad Pitt producing and starring
in this movie, I reckoned that he would be placing some subtle political
statements in it for us to discover. My hope is that people won’t leave the
theatre and go on about how cool it was – all those zombies, man. This is a
movie with a statement while being entertaining…if the person sitting next to
you can get over you ripping off their arm hair – one by one.
Nicole: Maybe
I should have gone. I am due for an arm wax.
elizabeth: World War Z kept my emotions on edge.
There are scenes in this movie that might bring a tear to your eye. My
frustration level went through the roof at times. This is not a typical zombie
movie. In some ways, the zombies are just background noise. This is about human
beings messing with the ecosystem and Mother Nature giving it right back at us.
It is an assault on our apathy to what is happening to our planet...and the
zombies just might win. And, I like Brad Pitt with long hair.
Nicole: You're so shallow. Well, I'm too much of a
wimp to see it -- so you'll have to tell me the ending in private. No spoilers
for our brave readers who head out to see this one on the big screen.
The Film Fatales give WORLD WAR Z