X-MEN: Days of Future Past

This Marvel universe's future depends on its past being rewritten. 

X-Men: Days of Future Past. 2014. PG-13. 131 minutes. Starring Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult, Halle Berry, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters...and a host of cameos (some you'd expect, others you won't).

The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants. (IMDb)

Nicole: Cassidy, I can just hear you now: "Oh, God, not another comic book flick." Well, sorry to say it, but this genre ain't going anywhere. So, buck up soldier and take one for Team Fangirl. 

elizabeth: You just woke me up from a nap. Colin Firth and Daniel Day-Lewis were fighting over me. I was just going to tell them which one I would run away with and then I asked them both to don tights and fancy head gear. 

Nicole: Not a cravat or waistcoat? You’re slipping, Cassidy. Of late, the clever and mischievous minds at Marvel have been all about drastically rewriting history (as evidenced by the complete dismantling of S.H.I.E.L.D. in Captain America: The Winter Soldier). Well, this part of the X-Men franchise, which hinges on 2011's X:Men: First Class, is no different. Where First Class helped to establish the historical foundation of the X-Men team of mutants, Days of Future Past obliterates it, rebuilds it and leaves room to renovate it for 2016's gravely titled X-Men: Apocalypse. 

elizabeth: Say what?

Nicole: What. I said it. There. Moving on… To prevent the very bleak future from ever having taken place, Charles Xavier/Professor X (played in the future by Patrick Stewart and in the past by James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto (played in the future by Ian McKellan and in the past by Michael Fassbender) task Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) with sending Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) back into the past to warn their younger selves of their impending doom. Wolverine's mission includes stopping a now rogue Raven/Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) from killing the man responsible for inventing the Sentinels, an army of unstoppable mutant-cloaking robots cloned from her own DNA. But, before Wolverine can do that, he must reunite the feuding Charles and Erik...both of whom have seen far better days. 

elizabeth: All this back to the future traveling makes me wonder if it would have been easier if they just used a DeLorean DMC-12. Insert groan.

Nicole: That certainly would have been easier for Wolverine. Fans may disagree with me on this point, but I'm gonna suit up and suffer any punches. I found this movie lagged a little, and maybe by a very small margin wasn't as good as First Class. BUT...it was excellent in providing the surprise factor and a dizzying assortment of cameos. It is dialog heavy and action light, so if you're expecting the same pace as say Winter Soldier or Avengers, you won't get it. Because of the time travel plot line, they had a lot of ground to cover that didn't necessarily involve action sequences. That being said, it's still a great movie that's super important to the entire mythology. (And, do not leave the theater for any reason, lest you miss the movie's best scene featuring Quicksilver [Evan Peters]. Trust me, you're gonna love every second of his screen time.)

elizabeth: I have said this to you before, but it bears repeating: Go outside and stare at the yellow round ball in the sky. Your D-3 need is running low.

The Film Fatales (well, one of us anyway…)
give X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Chef

The Film Fatales serve up a review that's sure to cleanse your palate. 

Chef. 2014. R. 114 minutes. Starring Jon Favreau, John Leguizamo, Bobby Cannavale, Sofia Vegara, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Dustin Hoffman, Oliver Platt, Emjay Anthony. Written and Directed by Jon Favreau. 

A chef who loses his restaurant job starts up a food truck in an effort to reclaim his creative promise, while piecing back together his estranged family. (IMDb)

Nicole: Every now and then a movie comes along that renews your faith in the art of storytelling. Chef is one such movie. I can't wait to express my enthusiasm for this movie. I gotta get it said right now: I loved every second of this wonderful film. From the originality of the story, to the stellar art direction, to the ingenious casting, to the toe-tapping, hip-swaying soundtrack--Chef adds up to one satisfyingly delectable watch.

elizabeth: Look at this: Every time you start a review, you read my mind about what I am going to say. Stop it! The day after we saw Chef, I posted that this movie will make you happy, hungry and you will move your moneymaker. Someone sent me a note asking if a moneymaker meant one’s butt. Dear Nervous Smile, yes it does. And this is from someone who just got a new right hip. I couldn’t sit still. It took my mind off the hunger pangs. If this movie does not get some Oscar nominations, I will sell off my red carpet gowns. Once I buy them.

Nicole: I'm sure the personal stylists at Givenchy were really looking forward to that commission, Cassidy. How will they ever recover the loss? So, Chef Carl Casper (Favreau) is stuck in a culinary rut, no thanks to his tyrannical, afraid-of-taking-risks boss Riva (Hoffman). A supremely terrible review of the restaurant's menu and Carl's skills sends him into a downward spiral that forces him to reinvent himself by sacrificing his pride. Along the way, Carl not only gets his mojo back in the kitchen, he learns the true meaning of loyalty, family and friendship. 

elizabeth: It was almost like watching a man make love (I did that a lot; the restraining orders prove my point) when Carl gets back to what really matters in life. Watching him prepare food made my knees weak. And for the record, I tend to favor heroin-addicted looking men, but the joy and delight you see painted on Favreau’s face made him quite…dare I say…incredibly sexy. I think that is the right word for this movie – it was sexy from the great dialogue, to the food and let us not forget the music, which they were smart enough to make into a soundtrack. Hello, Amazon! 

Nicole: Seriously downloading that soundtrack! This movie was a feast for the eyes and ears. It was shot with the intent of making food and music central characters. Each, in their way, express the soul of this movie...how both food and music can bring people together...how much tradition and roots make life meaningful. 

elizabeth: Did you play a Sunday school teacher in a former life? I feel like putting on sensible shoes.

Nicole: Don't make me threaten you with a ruler. Oh, and what a cast, by the way. You can really tell how much Favreau enjoyed this role. His lows are our lows. His highs are our highs. And he surrounded himself with people who complemented his love of the material. Leguizamo as Martin and Cannavale as Tony are terrific at providing comic relief in an already light-hearted movie. And, Favreau's Marvel-franchise buddies Downey Jr. and Johansson lend well to the cast.

elizabeth: Kudos to Sofia Vegara and Scarlett Johansson; they added had just the right amount of cool and H-O-T! But, you had to bring up Marvel didn’t you? You were doing so well until now. Do tell: I bet you never left one of those movies wanting to dance. I will say this about you: I have never seen anyone bring in as much chocolate as you do to a movie. I am not surprised they don’t make you check in your luggage. And for the record, I don’t like being used as a human shield.

Nicole: What can I say? I like to be prepared. Except this time, I really would have rather had one of El Jefe's Cuban Sandwiches...

The Film Fatales give Chef 

Four Weddings and a Funeral...20 Years Later

Hard to believe, isn't it? Four Weddings and a Funeral found its way into theaters, and our hearts, twenty years ago. Crazy! So, the Film Fatales sat down to re-watch this Richard Curtis classic and see if it evoked the same reaction as it did the first time around. You may find the results of this little experiment surprising... Read the full review at our home across the pond, Smitten by Britain. 

http://www.smittenbybritain.com/film-review-four-weddings-and-a-funeral-20-years-later/

The Other Woman

The Film Fatales know revenge is a dish best served with a side of funny. 

The Other Woman. 2014. Rated PG-13. 109 minutes. Starring Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Directed by Nick Cassavettes.  

After discovering her boyfriend is married, Carly soon meets the wife he's been betraying. And when yet another love affair is discovered, all three women team up to plot revenge on the three-timing S.O.B. (IMDb) 



Nicole: You know when you see a trailer and you're convinced that it's been packaged to show you every single good part of the movie? I was so sure that was going to be the case with The Other Woman. I'm glad to say I was wrong. Uber feminists may be up in arms, but I really enjoyed this tale of revenge a la femme.  

Elizabeth: I consider myself to be a feminist and yet sometimes I can enjoy a politically incorrect storyline. But three women without cellulite coming together to plot against a two-timing dog….well, I think Hollywood must have killed millions of brain cells on this plot. Excuse me while I go burn someone else’s bra. 

Nicole: Hey! Get out of my dresser drawer. What starts out as a somewhat unoriginal plot (alluring husband cheats on unsuspecting, devoted wife with high-powered attorney) quickly turns into something you'd never imagine. And, most of that is to the credit of Leslie Mann (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, This is 40), who plays Kate, the much-wronged, cheated-on party. She's put everything into her marriage to Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau of Game of Thrones), including putting off having kids so he could focus on his career...except what he was really focusing on was juggling other women on the side.  

elizabeth: I do like Leslie Mann and would love to see her go up against Melissa McCarthy in anything comedic. But I would imagine that playing some wishy washy wife would have uber feminists up in arms. Isn’t it time that that type of role be put into the vault of roles that insult the intelligence of women? And are we to see Kate Upton play Richard the Third in Shakespeare in the Park soon? 

Nicole: That would be a huge stretch... Cameron Diaz plays the other woman, Carly, who accidentally reveals Marc's adultery to Kate. And, instead of Kate and Carly going apeshit and tearing each other's hair out, as you might expect, they do something sillier...they become besties. Slumber party-having, hair-braiding, secret-sharing besties...which sounds positively women's lib reducing, but is actually fun to watch play out. Mann and Diaz share great on-screen chemistry as two women united in one goal: to bring the man who wronged them to ruin. But that plan isn't fully fledged until they realize that he's been cheating on both of them with Amber (supermodel Kate Upton), your typical blonde bombshell airhead with a twist...she has a conscience.  

elizabeth: Dear Universe: I think now would be the right time to strike me down with a really dreadful migraine. Give it your best shot. I triple dog dare you. 

Nicole: Know what's good for a self-righteous headache? Taking a chill pill. Now, can I get on with the synopsis without the diatribe? Hmm? While Kate's brother Phil (Taylor Kinney of Chicago Fire) tries to talk some sense into the trio, his advice falls on deaf ears. The three cook up a series of plots to make Mark's life unbearable, and too much hilarity (albeit it crass, ridiculous, and juvenile, but satisfying to watch because he's a scoundrel who deserves his just desserts). There's some hemming and hawing and a plot twist or two before they achieve their desired goal, naturally. But the journey is enjoyable, mostly because of Leslie Mann's acting choices. I have to say, this part in another actor's hands might not have been so funny. She has a very unique way of delivering a line that lent well to this part. Some may say it was an over-the-top performance, but it's slapstick comedy, folks, not high art.  

elizabeth: This sounds like every dreadful and sophomoric comedy that men have made over the years. Paging Adam Sandler.  We are women; we don’t have to be crass and juvenile. That is why God created men. She wanted a chance to show off her sense of humor.  

Nicole: But why should any type of humor be relegated to one sex versus another? Some of the best female comedians work blue. Funny is as funny does. I know a lot of female reviewers are opposed to everything about this film, claiming it set the women's movement back a notch. I'm a card-carrying feminist, and I enjoyed the movie. The two don't have to be mutually exclusive. I guess that makes me a bad feminist. Excuse me while I go rescue my bra from the flames. 

One half of the Film Fatales gives THE OTHER WOMAN

The other half of The Film Fatales gives it

The Film Fatales Top Scottish Actors

The Film Fatales head up to the north country to chat up some spiffing Scottish lads. Elizabeth and Nicole each pick five of the highlands' hottest actors to form a very fine looking and talented list of charming gents. So, will Ewan McGregor or Billy Connolly make the list? Find out by heading over to Smitten by Britain. 

http://www.smittenbybritain.com/top-10-favorite-scottish-actors-of-the-film-fatales/

The Film Fatales' Top English Actors

The Film Fatales break down their BritList to include only the finest English blokes. Elizabeth and Nicole each choose five fabulous English actors as their top bets. Wondering who made the list? Will Benedict Cumberbatch or Colin Firth make the cut...or both? Find out at Smitten by Britain. 

http://www.smittenbybritain.com/top-5-favorite-english-actors-from-the-film-fatales/

The Film Fatales' Favorite British Actors

The Film Fatales go tete-a-tete when choosing their favorite British actors. Narrowing it down to just five picks each, this was no easy feat. So, who made the list and who was left on the cutting room floor? Find out by skipping across the pond to Smitten by Britain.

http://www.smittenbybritain.com/top-5-favorite-british-actors-from-the-film-fatales/

The Film Fatales Top Romantic Films

We may be two of the most sarcastic broads to live and breathe, but — believe it or not – we both often fall victim to the sappier side of ourselves and enjoy a romantic movie, or two, or three, now and again. We know… We know… You’re probably thinking that’s just not possible. Oh, but it is. And, here’s the proof: We’ve gone ahead and listed some of our favorite cinematic romances at Love A Happy Ending. Come on over and take a look...

http://www.loveahappyending.com/hopeless-romantics-the-film-fatales-pick-their-favorite-cinematic-sagas-of-love/

Le Week-end

The Film Fatales show you how to spend 48 hours in Paris for just the price of a movie ticket. But, will it be the getaway of your dreams or the stuff of nightmares? Find out when you read our review of Le Week-end at our home across the pond, Smitten By Britain. 

Le Week-end (2013)

93 minutes.

Rated R.

Starring: Lindsay Duncan, Jim Broadbent, and Jeff Goldblum.

Directed by Roger Michell.

http://www.smittenbybritain.com/the-film-fatales-review-le-week-end/#comments

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Prepare to be astounded: The Winter Soldier is the sequel to end all sequels.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 2014. PG-13. 136 minutes. Starring Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Redford, Cobie Smulders, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan. Directed by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo and Joss Whedon.

Steve Rogers struggles to embrace his role in the modern world and battles a new threat from old history: the Soviet agent known as the Winter Soldier. [IMDb]

Nicole: Oh, man, my Fangirl is in overdrive! I can’t believe I’m going to say this but Captain America: The Winter Soldier was actually better than The Avengers. (No! Did she just…? No, she couldn’t possibly have said it, but – oh, yes – she did.) From the second this sequel starts, you better buckle up – ‘cause you’re in for one hell of a ride.

elizabeth: Well, I have never been a fangirl of any of these types of movies. I just don’t get them blowing up everything and calling it acting. Was there any acting or just men in tights (and I am a fangirl of this look).

Nicole: It's escapism, Cassidy. Acting in action movies is technically acting. It may not be Shakespeare, but... Here’s the thing, so much inconceivable, mythology-altering, mind-blowing stuff happens in this movie that I can’t even discuss the plot except in the vaguest of terms – else I’ll ruin it for everyone. Just know that everything you thought you ever knew about the Marvel universe as it relates to S.H.I.E.L.D. will be irrevocably altered. And, this affects EVERYTHING going forward, which includes The Avengers: Age of Ultron, the planned (but as of yet unscripted) Black Widow movie, and the ABC series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. What I can tell you is that we come to find Cap, post-Avengers New York, living and working in Washington D.C. under Nick Fury and on assignment with Natasha (aka Black Widow). That’s all I’m gonna say – 'cause everything other than that is a spoiler. I’m not kidding. That’s how much groundwork this movie lays and then works to destroy—dramatically.

elizabeth: Nick Fury? That is right up there with Radcliffe and Mr. Darcy. I know I almost broke down and went to see this flick to show that I am open-minded, but then I had a book to read instead. So I spent my limited hours feeding my brain cells and not piercing my eardrums.

Nicole: These movies are based on books...comic books...but, I digress. Chris Evans as Steve Rogers (aka Captain America) is crazy-good, and certainly can fill out his trademark suit – wink, wink. His action sequences are mind-boggling. I can’t even begin to comprehend how they were staged. But, he’s equaled in skill and intensity by this sequel’s villain, The Winter Soldier (played by Sebastian Stan), who can single-handedly destroy everything and everyone who crosses his path. Cap’s sidekicks Black Widow (Johansson) and Falcon (Mackie) offer up a whole can of whoop-ass, but are no match for the evil powers that be (and you’ll soon learn no one can or should be trusted). You will also witness Samuel L. Jackson as the take-no-crap Nick Fury tested and stretched to his limit--and end up as you never thought he would.

elizabeth: I have never seen you so excited about any movie before. And the Winter Soldier has nothing on some of the bosses I used to have to toil under. I would be curious to see if their names come up in the credits.

Nicole: Visually, this movie is astounding. The special effects are outrageous. And, diehard fans will appreciate all the inside jokes and references – not to mention one of Stan Lee’s best cameos to date. All I can say is run, don’t walk, to see this movie. I promise you will not be disappointed. And do stay around until the credits officially end – by now no one should be leaving any Marvel movie until the lights come up. Let that be a lesson to ya.

elizabeth: I see that you are giving Captain America four stilettos. Let me just say that I would rather give this movie the boot. I would really like to see intelligent and well-written movies come out of Hollywood. But money talks so I might just get myself a Kindle...and a man in tights.

         The Film Fatales give CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER